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THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
(via w3ndy-clear)
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I don’t get it bye means bye
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Stop talking to me
plz
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why aren’t cloaks popular
I would wear the fuck out of cloaks man
you could just swish dramatically out of boring conversations
We could make cloaks popular, people, I mean look at the notes on this. If everyone who liked/reblogged this wore a cloak we could start a trend!
it’s likely none of us go outside
They make a depressingly good point.
(via that-craycray-hoe)
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(via that-craycray-hoe)
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So my mom needed tampons
We got in the car and It was late whatever
Idk y but we went to publix and she waddles into the isle and sees what she wants on the top shelf and she couldnt reach it so she asked me to and i pretended i couldnt so i found a rlly tall black guy who didnt even work there and shr really quietly asks to grab two boxes
The black guy was like mhm and he just nodded grabbed it put it on a lower shelf and walked away
I cried laughing she was so embarrassed
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